frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
vaitape:

vvni:

I know I sound confused but do you ever get the feeling that you’re being used
Al Shep


all the time

vaitape:

vvni:

I know I sound confused but do you ever get the feeling that you’re being used

Al Shep

all the time